Not sure how a haircut entails a persona... sounds like you like to discriminate. If I see anyone with a "can I speak to your manager haircut" I'll be sure to let them know to get a new do on your behalf, HA! What are you, 5?
Not sure how someone being honest in a review is fake.. but again, sounds like an insult of a 5 year old which I'm starting to believe you are. Do your parents know you're on TA??
And yes- I do expect exceptional service. That's what a hotel IS. A place of SERVICE. Not a place where you have to master the art of flushing a toilet. Sounds to me like you live a pretty low class life. If that is what you expect from a hotel then wow- a Motel 6 must be heaven for you.
Preston, Connecticut. Where the highest hotel is a 3 star at $150 a night and the population is just below 5,000.
Sounds pretty self-explanatory on your low class attitude and uneducated sounding vocabulary. Also explains why you know nothing of class and service. I get it not your fault!
Come to Chicago sometime, we'll teach you how to be classy and what to expect from a hotel.
But don't come with a "can I speak to your manager haircut". And make sure you get your parent's permission first!